Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Catwoman from Channel Six (1988)

Cam Clarke: Leonardo, Rocksteady

Quotes 

• Leonardo : [imitating Humphrey Bogart after a Chinese thug calls him "Humphrey Bogus]  You hit the nail right on the head sweetheart

  Michelangelo : [also imitating Bogart]  Now listen here you mugs, I'm giving the orders around here, see!

  [his brothers look at him in confusion] 

  Michelangelo : Alright so I don't do Bogart.

• April O'Neil : [finds a Chinese food carton]  Chinese food? Don't tell me that you guys have given up pizza.

  Leonardo : It's Rocksteady and Bebop's. It's not bad enough they trashed the place, they also left their garbage!

• Leonardo : Okay. So... So what happened to April?

  Irma Langinstein : [starts talking rapidly]  Well, first she turned into a cat, and then she drank milk from a saucer, and then she jumped out the window, and then she went to some man called Shredder, and then she went to...

  Raphael : Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.

  Michelangelo : Right. Could you, like, rewind that and play it back at normal speed?

• [the turtles get ready to enter April's apartment through the window only to find Irma already inside] 

  Irma Langinstein : Hi, fellas. What took you so long?

  Raphael : Irma! How'd you get in here?

  Irma Langinstein : I've got a key.

  Donatello : You mean we climbed that fire escape for nothing?

  Leonardo : It's okay. We needed the workout.

• [after Michelangelo uses a wind-up toy mouse to lure the tiger into a cage and trap it] 

  Leonardo : Boy, Michelangelo, you and your dumb toys.

  Michelangelo : Like I always say: Never look a gift mouse in the mouth.

  Leonardo , Raphael , Donatello : Oooh!

• Irma Langinstein : [on the turtlecom]  Hello? Is anyone there?

  Leonardo : Who are you?

  Irma Langinstein : Never mind that. Who are you?

  Leonardo : I'm Leonardo.

  Irma Langinstein : [gasps]  You really are a turtle.

  Raphael : Congratulations, lady. You just won the national wildlife award.