The Simpsons (TV Series)

Last Tap Dance in Springfield (2000)

Hank Azaria: Chief Wiggum, Cyborgonizer, Small Robot, Dancer, Coach, Mexican Milhouse, Lou, Frink

Quotes 

• Eduardo : To win, we will need a very special dance. La Tango de la Muerte!

  Lisabella : Only one man has ever been foolish enough to attempt that dance, and he is dead!

  Eduardo : My twin brother, Freduardo. But where he died, I shall live - in his apartment.

  [They dance La Tango de la Muerte and survive] 

  Eduardo : You are now carrying my child.

  Lisabella : But how?

  Eduardo : It is the mystery of the dance.

• Mexican Milhouse : Que Malo. Once again, I must sugar my own churro.

• Chief Wiggum : every sign points to one obvious culprit a giant rat.

• Professor Frink : [Examining Lisa's self dancing shoes]  Jesus, Mary and Glavin! These shoes are in the 'Off' position!

  Lisa Simpson : You mean I danced all by myself?

  Marge Simpson : See, honey? All you needed was to believe...

  Homer Simpson : [Snatching the shoes from Professor Frink]  What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're *clearly* in the 'On' position. See? 'On'.

  [Shows them to Lisa. Her face falls] 

  Professor Frink : I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, ohhh! Well, now that I look even closer...

  Lisa Simpson : Forget it, Dad.