The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (1991)
Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Ezron, Comedian, Dr. Nick Riviera, Grocer, Horserace, announcer, Carl, Apu, News reporter, Drederick Tatum, Lou
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Quotes
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Homer : [Mt Sinai: 1220 BC] Er, good evening Ezron, carver of graven images.
Ezron : Ah, good evening, Homer the Thief. How is business?
Homer : Been a little slow these past few months. Not much to steal in the desert, you know?
Ezron : Ah, do not worry, my friend.
[Homer steals one of Ezron's idols while his back is turned]
Ezron : I figure we'll be wandering out here another two weeks... tops.
Homer : [laughs] Ah, good evening, Zohar the Adulterer. My wife sends her warmest regards.
Zohar : Ah, yes. She is a good woman. Very good.
[Homer steals a bag hanging from his belt]
Homer : Thankyou, my lusty friend.
[they laugh together but stop at the sound of thunder and lightning]
Ezron : [suddenly Moses appears on Mt Sinai, holding the Ten Commandments] Oh, Moses is back!
Homer : Quick, everybody look busy!
[Homer steals some more of Ezron's idols, Zohar chats up a passing woman, and Ezron goes back to carving a false idol]
Moses : [addressing the assembled throng] The Lord has handed down to us Ten Commandments by which to live. I will now read them in no particular order: Thou Shalt Not Make Any Graven Images.
Ezron : [throws down his tools] Oh my God!
Moses : Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery.
Zohar : Ah well, looks like the party's over.
Homer : [laughs] Hey Moses, keep em' coming!
[laughs again]
Moses : Thou Shalt Not Steal.
Homer : D'oh!
[all of his stolen booty falls to the ground]
Zohar : [he and Ezron laugh] Sorry Homer.
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Drederick Tatum : [Talking to a reporter] Man that place is a dump. If you ever see me there you'll know I really f - ked up bad.
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Devil : [sitting with Homer Marge Bart and Maggie in hell] Come on Lisa. Watch a little cable with us. It won't cost you a thing. Except your soul!
