The Simpsons (TV Series)
Dead Putting Society (1990)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Lisa : Why do I have the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
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Lisa : I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart : Okay.
Lisa : Embrace nothingness.
Bart : You got it.
Lisa : Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart : Done.
Lisa : Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm talking about.
Bart : True.
Lisa : Well, it's very frustrating.
Bart : I'll bet.
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Bart : Hey, Lis, what do you call those guys in chess that don't matter?
Lisa : Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're referring to a pawn.
Bart : Right, I am a pawn.
Lisa : Um, I know. It's times like this I'm thankful that dad has little to no interest in almost everything I do.
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[browsing the card catalog]
Lisa : Let's see, Golf... Anecdotes... Eisenhower and... Fashion... Humor... Japanese Obsession With... Ah, here it is: Putting.
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Lisa : [Looking at the library catalog for books about golf for Bart] Golf, golf... Anecdotes... Eisenhower and... Fashion... Humor... Japanese obsession with...