The Simpsons (TV Series)
Dead Putting Society (1990)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders
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Quotes
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Lisa : I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart : Okay.
Lisa : Embrace nothingness.
Bart : You got it.
Lisa : Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart : Done.
Lisa : Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm talking about.
Bart : True.
Lisa : Well, it's very frustrating.
Bart : I'll bet.
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Bart : Hey, Lis, what do you call those guys in chess that don't matter?
Lisa : Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're referring to a pawn.
Bart : Right, I am a pawn.
Lisa : Um, I know. It's times like this I'm thankful that dad has little to no interest in almost everything I do.
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Bart : I can't believe it - you actually found a practical use for geometry.