Welcome Back, Kotter (TV Series)
Welcome Back (Pilot) (1975)
Gabe Kaplan: Gabe Kotter
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Quotes
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Gabe Kotter : James Buchanan is not anywhere. It's in Bensonhurst, which is in Brooklyn, which is where I spent four degenerate years as a student. You know how rough that is? The gangs there don't use guns. They insert the bullets manually.
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Gabe Kotter : What's your favorite subject?
Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein : Assault.
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Gabe Kotter : Julie, baby, if it wasn't for you...
Julie Kotter : What?
Gabe Kotter : I would've married someone else.
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Mr. Michael Woodman : Remember my motto: Conquer thyself, Kotter. Conquer thyself.
Gabe Kotter : Right here in the hall?
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[Gabe Kotter and Vice Principal Woodman are discussing Kotter's past as a 'Sweathog' at Buchanan High School]
Mr. Michael Woodman : What about the cafeteria riot?
Gabe Kotter : The cafeteria riot? I was there, okay. I was an innocent bystander.
Mr. Michael Woodman : Were it not for my faulty memory, I would seem to remember you bystanding on top of a table, shouting "Charge!"
Gabe Kotter : That wasn't me, Mr. Woodman. That was Crazy Delaney.
Mr. Michael Woodman : No, no, Kotter. Delaney was the maniac who dropped two teachers of different weights from the gymnasium window to see if they hit the ground at the same time. He said it was a physics experiment.