"The Simpsons" Children of a Lesser Clod (TV Episode 2001) - Harry Shearer as Mr. Burns, YMCA Man, Skinner, Lenny, Rainier Wolfcastle, Dr. Hibbert, Ned Flanders, Morgue Tech, Man, Teamster, Narrator

[after Homer drove the van into a tree]

Arnie Pie : He's jumping out of the car, Kent. He's trying to climb over the fence. He's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog! Now he's giving up on that and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe and he appears to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!

Kent Brockman : Arnie, how are the *children*?

Arnie Pie : [irritated] I can't see through *metal*, Kent.

Chief Wiggum : [catching Homer in the act] All right, Fatty. Out of the pipe!
Ned Flanders : I'm going to a Christian rock concert.

[holds up two tickets reading "Chris Rock in Concert"]

Ned Flanders : It's gonna be one wholesome evening!
Kent Brockman : [reporting Homer's ensuing kidnapping of the day care kids] An award ceremony erupted in kidnapping tonight... as alleged good guy Homer Simpson absconded with several children... in a stolen paddy wagon. Now let's go to Arnie Pie in the Sky.

Arnie Pie : [from his helicopter] I can see them right below me. I'm gonna try to nail the driver with one of my shoes.

Kent Brockman : Arnie, please leave this to the police.

Arnie Pie : [selfishly oblivious] I'm sick of being a reporter. I want to make the news!

Kent Brockman : Arnie, this is not the time!

Arnie Pie : [still competitive] *You're* not the time, Kent! *You're* not the time!

Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, YMCA Man, Skinner, Lenny, Rainier Wolfcastle, Dr. Hibbert, Ned Flanders, Morgue Tech, Man, Teamster, Narrator