The Simpsons (TV Series)
Children of a Lesser Clod (2001)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, Lugash, Moleman, Bill Cosby, Producer
Quotes
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[after Homer drove the van into a tree]
Arnie Pie : He's jumping out of the car, Kent. He's trying to climb over the fence. He's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog! Now he's giving up on that and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe and he appears to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!
Kent Brockman : Arnie, how are the *children*?
Arnie Pie : [irritated] I can't see through *metal*, Kent.
Chief Wiggum : [catching Homer in the act] All right, Fatty. Out of the pipe!
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Ralph Wiggum : Where are we going, Mr. Simpson?
Homer : I'll tell you where we're NOT going: jail!
Milhouse : Then you'd better turn.
Homer : Uh-oh! Aaah!
[Homer realises that he's driving to jail, screams and turns]
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Homer : [playing basketball] You da man Carl! I believe you can fly!
Carl : You know I'm so sick of peope thinking I'm good at basketball just cause I'm African-American.
Carl : [Carl slam-dunks the ball; breaking the backboard] Go Carl! Go Carl! It's ma birthday! It's ma birthday! 3P you got mail baby!
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Bill Cosby : [On "Kids Say the Darnedest Things"] Now my good man, what do you like to play?
Kid : Pokémon!
Bill Cosby : Pokémon? Boogieman with the pokey and the man and the eight with the guy comes out and there's a thing,
[puts down his mic and walks away from his stool]
Bill Cosby : and he barks the frr out of that...
[starts sounding nonsensical with his hands near his ears]
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Kent Brockman : [reporting Homer's ensuing kidnapping of the day care kids] An award ceremony erupted in kidnapping tonight... as alleged good guy Homer Simpson absconded with several children... in a stolen paddy wagon. Now let's go to Arnie Pie in the Sky.
Arnie Pie : [from his helicopter] I can see them right below me. I'm gonna try to nail the driver with one of my shoes.
Kent Brockman : Arnie, please leave this to the police.
Arnie Pie : [selfishly oblivious] I'm sick of being a reporter. I want to make the news!
Kent Brockman : Arnie, this is not the time!
Arnie Pie : [still competitive] *You're* not the time, Kent! *You're* not the time!
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Ralph Wiggum : [as Homer is loading him and the other kids in the van nearby] Where are we going?
Homer : Uh, for frosty chocolate milk shakes!
[Insane Laugh]
Homer : Frosty chocolate milk shakes!