- Dr. Forrester: Well, our burnt offering this week, Joel, is a little scientific nugget called "The Corpse Vanishes".
- Dr. Lawrence Erhardt: It features Bela Lugosi stewing in his own mediocrity.
- Minister: ...til death do you part?
- Bride: I do.
- [she collapses]
- Crow T. Robot: Nice dive.
- Tom Servo: You may now bury the bride.
- Tom Servo: [referring to Lorenz's wife] You've been injecting her with young and pretty, now he should start injecting her with smart and nice.
- Dr. Foster: It's possible they may still be alive.
- Patricia: Alive in a cataleptic state?
- Tom Servo: Iowa?
- [Fake wedding begins. Tom and Crow start to sob]
- Joel Hodgson: Hey, come on. It's not a real wedding, you guys. Don't cry.
- Crow T. Robot: We know. It's the script that's upsetting us.