King of the Hill (TV Series)

Bobby Goes Nuts (2001)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Bill Dauterive : I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.

  [Dale suddenly kicks Bill in the groin] 

  Dale Gribble : Be careful what you wish for.

• Dale Gribble : I live in constant fear of the day Joseph can finally take down his old man. If I were him I'd do it while I was sleepin'. Best chance he's got! Although I've recently learned how to sleep with my eyes open! God am I tired...