G.I. Joe (TV Series)

Satellite Down (1985)

Mary McDonald-Lewis: Lady Jaye

Quotes 

• Spirit : Interesting. A cutting stone. My ancient ancestors made tools like this.

  Lady Jaye : But we're looking for a satellite, Spirit. Not artifacts.

  Spirit : You do not understand. This tool was made recently.

• Lady Jaye : [to Primords pawing at her hair]  Okay, it's true! I admit it! I use a hair rinse. Can I go now?

• Lady Jaye : They may be primitives, but they make a good grade of rope. Maybe a little too good.

  Spirit : This is a sacred place to them, a place of worship.

  MacIntosh : Well, I'm glad it isn't their kitchen.

• Lady Jaye : [Primords choose her as the first sacrifice]  You know, fellas, it doesn't have to be ladies first!

• Spirit : As my tribal shaman would say, let us depart this condition of being.

  Lady Jaye : In other words, let's split!

• Storm Shadow : This is not an honorable way for a warrior to meet his end!

  Lady Jaye : Then it should suit you perfectly.

  Storm Shadow : You shall suffer for that insult.

• Lady Jaye : Cobra's got a big head start.

  MacIntosh : It doesn't matter. They'll never get past the primords.

  Lady Jaye : Primords?

  Spirit : Mythical human creatures more ape than man.

  MacIntosh : Mythical, huh? Well, then they mythically wiped out my whole expedition!

  Dusty : Expedition? Well then, holy macaroni, you're MacIntosh, the hermit!

  MacIntosh : MacIntosh, I am, but I'm no hermit. I just live in an out-of-the-way neighborhood.

• Spirit : The satellite.

  Storm Shadow : Why have they painted it like that?

  MacIntosh : The fools think it's a god! The blinkin' lights are its eyes, flashin' with anger!

  Lady Jaye : Anger? Uh, at anyone we know?

  MacIntosh : Put it this way. If you've got anything against human sacrifice, this would be a good time to leave.