King of the Hill (TV Series)

Westie Side Story (1997)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

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Quotes 

• Hank : So, are you Chinese or Japanese?

  Kahn : I lived in California for the past 20 years. I'm originally from Laos.

  [pause] 

  Hank : So, are you Chinese or Japanese?

• Hank : What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?

• Minh Souphanousinphone : Hello Dog Pound?

  [Hank looks in the window] 

  Minh Souphanousinphone : Yes hello. I'm looking for dog. Sweet sweet dog. Have big barbecue today and dog run out... Oh about 20, 25 pound.

  Hank : Good Lord! It's true!

• Hank : I don't care what country he's from. Any man who can make a burger like that is okay by me.

• Boomhauer : Yeah man, I tell ya what that dang ol' onion soup powder, man, you just put on a little bit o' that, you don't need no grilled onions, man.

  Hank : How about you, Dale? How many you got under your belt?

  Dale Gribble : Zero.

  Hank : Huh? How come?

  Dale Gribble : Don't eat dog.

  [picks up the empty dog collar] 

• Hank : My God, Dale, you were right. Their dog is gone, all gone. I caught Minh on the phone with some kind of doggie butcher. She was placing an order.

• Hank : I'd cut my entire quarter acre with a Lady Bic before I'd borrow that man's mower.

• Hank : Welcome to the neighborhood, Kahn Sou-pha-nou-sin-phone.

  Kahn : Just call me Khan. I don't got all damn day.