- Jackson Stewart: Miley, it's been 3 years. He might be lonely.
- Miley Stewart: Well then we'll get him a puppy.
- Jackson Stewart: Hey, isn't she that real estate lady? You know, the one on the bus bench in front of the library.
- Lilly Truscott: Your dad's dating a homeless real estate lady? Whoaaa, that's weird. She sells houses, but she doesn't have one.
- Jackson Stewart: I meant the ad on the bench, Miss Einstein.
- Jackson Stewart: Hey, isn't she that real estate lady? You know, the one on the bus bench in front of the library.
- Lilly Truscott: Your dad's dating a homeless real estate lady? Whoa, that's weird. She sells houses, but she doesn't have one.
- Jackson Stewart: I meant the ad on the bench, Miss Einstein.
- Miley Stewart: Lilly, my dad said no.
- Lilly Truscott: ZZT! You think he said no, when really he said goooo. Noo, gooo. It's a mistake anybody could make, c'mon, let's go!
- Jackson Stewart: [showing Miley his thoughts on talking to their dad's friend] Hi. I'm Miley Stewart and I'm her brother Jackson. Now we snuck out to the movies last night and saw you with our dad, now why would we tell you this? Out of some strange desire to get caught and be grounded for the rest of our natural lives.
- Robbie Stewart: who knows? maybe it'll turn into a little somethin' somethin'.
- Jackson Stewart: like what what?
- Lilly Truscott: Well in California, we do do that here.
- Miley Stewart: [Jackson and Cooper snicker] What?
- Jackson Stewart: You said do-do.
- Miley Stewart: Grow up!
- Miley Stewart: Remember my 'ha-ha' from before? I'd like to add another 'ha' making it a complete ha... ha... wait for it... ha!
- Robbie Stewart: You should've seen it when I caught this fish! First it was him, then it was me, then it was him, then it was me
- Jackson Stewart: Dad, you got that at the fish-mart.
- Robbie Stewart: You should've seen the size of the lady who tried to take it from me! First it was her, then it was me, then it was her...
- Lilly Truscott: [after Miley whipspers something in her ear] Okay, got it!
- Oliver Oken: I didn't hear it. Got what?
- Lilly Truscott: Milk! Shh. I'll tell you in the car.
- Miley Stewart: [hiding from Robbie at the movie theater] I hate lying to him.
- Lilly Truscott: You're on your hands and knees at a movie theater. The honesty ship has sailed!
- Jackson Stewart: "What can I say, Dad? She snuck out, I followed her here... I'm just as disappointed as you are."
- Miley Stewart: What are you doing?
- Jackson Stewart: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm getting ready to sell you out.
- Miley Stewart: Listen, buster, if I go down, I'm taking you with me!
- Margo Diamond: You won't believe it but I've got Hannah Montana hiding in my closet, she's what we call a 1/2 bath short of a condo. I blame the parents.
- Robbie Stewart: Me too.