Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

You've Been Gilmored (2006)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

Quotes 

• Luke Danes : What is this feeling, this tightening in the chest, this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness?

  Lorelai : You've been Gilmored.

• Christopher Hayden : Lor, it's me. You busy? Can you talk?

  Lorelai : How come you have the "I've got the government's secret microchip in my briefcase, and they're on to me" voice?

• Lorelai : You're going to have to tell me how it is living with a guy before I let Luke move in. If it's too creepy he may have to stay with Babette.

  Rory : I will.

  Lorelai : And I've heard horror stories about toilet seats you wouldn't believe.

  Rory : Really? Do tell. Oh, but wait, let me dim the lights and start the fire.

  Lorelai : You have a fireplace?

  Rory : Wood burning.

  Lorelai : I don't think we can be friends anymore.