The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XIII (2002)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Homer's Clones, Gil, Mayor Quimby, General #2, Rich Texan, Sundance Kid, Kaiser Wilhelm, Barney Gumble, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Kodos

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Quotes 

• [Groundskeeper Willy has been turned into an ape] 

  Dr. Hibbert : Willy, take these folks' luggage.

  [to Homer] 

  Dr. Hibbert : Careful, he might try to gnaw on your crotch.

  Homer : Don't worry, I've been around Scotsmen before.

• Ned Flanders : [from The Island of Dr. Hibbert. Homer is milking Flanders who has been turned into a half-man, half-cow]  That's nice. You're actually quite gentle when you want to be.

  Homer Simpson : You know, you're not helping.

• Homer Simpson : [about Marge]  She's become a monster! Which, I gotta admit I sort of suspected during the sex.

• Homer Simpson : [playing the piano]  Marge, let me do a solo. This could be my big break.

  Marge Simpson : I very much doubt that, Homer. These are horrible ghouls from the past.

  Homer Simpson : Hey, so are the Grammy judges!

• Marge Simpson : [From Send In The Clones] 

  [Marge just discovered the real Homer has been swapped for a clone] 

  Marge Simpson : You're a clone! Then the real Homer...

  Clone Homer : First over cliff.

  Marge Simpson : My Homie's dead? How will I go on?

  Clone Homer : You like back rub?

  [Starts rubbing her back] 

  Marge Simpson : Oh, well.

• Homer Simpson : [riding Ned Flanders as a cow-centaur, singing]  In the jungle / The big, big jungle / Homer rides a freak

• Homer Simpson : [from The Island of Dr. Hibbert, riding Ned Flanders as a cow-centaur, singing]  In the jungle / The big, big jungle / Homer rides a freak

• [among the many cloned Homers, there is the original one from the Tracey Ullman show skits] 

  Homer Simpson : [as original Homer clone]  Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.

• Marge Simpson : [on Dr. Hibbert's Island]  Homie, something very creepy is going on here.

  Homer Simpson : You mean they're gonna try to sell us timeshares?

• Sideshow Mel : Another tragedy prevented by gun violence!