"The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XI (TV Episode 2000) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Abe Simpson, St. Peter, Satan, Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Sideshow Mel, Krusty, Kodos, Father Bear

Homer's ghost : Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.

Marge : Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house...

Homer's ghost : Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus.
Mayor Quimby : People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring!
Homer : We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget - we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.
[Homer has just performed the good deed he needs to get into heaven]

Homer : There, did you see that?

Saint Peter : Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't looking.

Homer : I thought you guys were always watching.

Saint Peter : No, you're thinking of Santa Claus.
[last lines]

Kang : Can you believe it, Kodos? They left us out of the Halloween show

Kodos : Are you sure the space phone is working?

[Kang tries it]

Kodos : Hang up, they could be trying to call right now!

Kang : I knew we should have sent them a muffin basket.

Kodos : [the phone rings and Kodos answers] Kang and Kodos Productions. Uh-huh... Yes... Just a second. Do we want to do a commercial for something called, "Old Navy?"

Kang : [shrugs] Ehh, work is work.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abe Simpson, St. Peter, Satan, Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Sideshow Mel, Krusty, Kodos, Father Bear