The Simpsons (TV Series)

Tales from the Public Domain (2002)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Captain McAllister, Carl, Professor Frink, Discus Stu, Chief Wiggum, Lou, English Soldier #1, Viking

Quotes 

• [after being stabbed by Hamlet] 

  Chief Wiggum : [as Polonius]  I hide behind curtains because I have a fear of getting stabbed.

• Bart Simpson : [as Hamlet]  The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king!

  Moe Szyslak : [as Claudius]  Catch my conscience? Whaa - ?

  Bart Simpson : You're not supposed to hear me. That's a soliloquy.

  Moe Szyslak : Oh. Well, then I'll do a soliloquy, too.

  [clears his throat] 

  Moe Szyslak : Note to self: kill that kid.