The Simpsons (TV Series)

Natural Born Kissers (1998)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Cow, Sam, Gil, Preacher, Sideshow Mel, Baseball Player

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a refridgerator motor?

  Homer Simpson : Eh, I never thought I'd live this long.

• Homer Simpson : Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral.

  Marge Simpson : You mean Frank Grimes?

  Homer Simpson : Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?

• Marge Simpson : Kids, I want to explain about the stadium. You see, sometimes, Moms and Dads get a little accustomed to each other.

  Homer Simpson : Dads especially.

• [as Homer hangs naked, from a hot air balloon] 

  Sideshow Mel : Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

• Bart Simpson : You guys are sick.

  [Bart and Lisa leave] 

  Marge Simpson : You don't think there's anything wrong with what we're doing, do you?

  Homer Simpson : I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

• Marge Simpson : We drank so much, that night!

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, I thought Bart would be born a dimwit.

  [laughs] 

  Marge Simpson : [laughs uneasily]  Yeah...

  Homer Simpson : Well, this time I'm drunk on love... and beer.

• Bart Simpson : There's gotta be something to do around here. Hey, are they pulling the plug on anybody today?

  Grampa Simpson : Nope, everybody's paid up.

• Marge Simpson : Oh, this is so naughty. Coming back to our old love-nest.

  Homer Simpson : It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up.

• Carl Carlson : Hey Homer, see you at Moe's?

  Lenny Leonard : He put new electrical tape on the cushions!

  Homer Simpson : Sorry, guys. Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed 'n' breakfast.

  Carl Carlson : Oh, trying to jump-start the old marriage, huh?

  Lenny Leonard : Can I come?

  Homer Simpson : Nah, it'd just be awkward. What with the sex and all.

• Grampa Simpson : Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.

  Rod Flanders : I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders.

  Grampa Simpson : There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.

  Todd Flanders : Yes sir!

• Homer Simpson : Now they did say bed *and* breakfast, right?

• Homer Simpson : [Homer and Marge, both naked, land in the middle of a football field as the crowd gasps, cheers, and whistles]  Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer.

  [the whole crowd lights up with camera flashes] 

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

• Grampa Simpson : Cut me a switch!

• [first lines] 

  Homer Simpson : Look, honey, I clipped on my tie all by myself!