"The Simpsons" Natural Born Kissers (TV Episode 1998) - Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson

Marge Simpson : When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a refridgerator motor?

Homer Simpson : Eh, I never thought I'd live this long.
Homer Simpson : Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral.

Marge Simpson : You mean Frank Grimes?

Homer Simpson : Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?
Carl Carlson : How d'you do ma'am?

Lenny Leonard : Hope this evening finds you well.

Marge Simpson : Oh, knock it off, you perverts!
Marge Simpson : Kids, I want to explain about the stadium. You see, sometimes, Moms and Dads get a little accustomed to each other.

Homer Simpson : Dads especially.
Bart Simpson : You guys are sick.

[Bart and Lisa leave]

Marge Simpson : You don't think there's anything wrong with what we're doing, do you?

Homer Simpson : I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!
Marge Simpson : We drank so much, that night!

Homer Simpson : Yeah, I thought Bart would be born a dimwit.

[laughs]

Marge Simpson : [laughs uneasily] Yeah...

Homer Simpson : Well, this time I'm drunk on love... and beer.
Marge Simpson : Oh, this is so naughty. Coming back to our old love-nest.

Homer Simpson : It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up.

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson