The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lady Bouvier's Lover (1994)

Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, Smithers, Jasper, Reverand Lovejoy, Otto

Quotes 

• Jackie Bouvier : I swear, Monty, you are the Devil himself.

  Mr. Burns : Who told you!

• [Mr. Burns is waiting in the Simpsons' living room to pick up Mrs. Bouvier for their date] 

  Bart Simpson : Hi. You know, grandma really likes it when her boyfriends are nice to me. She especially likes it when they give me money.

  Montgomery Burns : Run along, Peewee. Baby gets nothing.

  Bart Simpson : Very well. You leave me no choice.

  [raises a water pistol] 

  Bart Simpson : This gun is filled with ketchup.

  [raises a second] 

  Bart Simpson : This one with mustard. Now give me 350 bucks or you're gonna be a mess for your date!

  Montgomery Burns : [stands]  You don't have the guts!