- Ned Flanders: That is one bitchin' bike.
- Rod Flanders: Daddy said a cuss word!
- Ned Flanders: Lighten up, Roddy.
- Lisa Simpson: I think it's only fair that I get to name this cat. You got to name me.
- Marge Simpson: You should be glad I did. Your father wanted to call you Bartzina.
- Bart Simpson: [watching videotape of his next opponent at the Robot Rumble easily destroy a Terminator cyborg] Sure he's tough, but he's never come up against a wooden mallet.