The Simpsons (TV Series)
Duffless (1993)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.
Clerk : Okay.
[reaches into a box under the counter]
Clerk : Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.
Lisa Simpson : How can a hamster write mysteries?
Clerk : Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.
Lisa Simpson : Aw, c'mon.
Clerk : Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?
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[Lisa comes back to her room to find her science project report stolen]
Bart Simpson : Looking for something?
[Bart is sitting in her chair, stroking Snowball II a la Ernst Stavro Blofeld]
Lisa Simpson : What have you done with my report?
Bart Simpson : I've hidden it.
[Lisa runs out]
Bart Simpson : To find it, you'll have to decipher a series of clues, each more fiendish than...
Lisa Simpson : Got it!
Bart Simpson : D'oh!
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Lisa Simpson : [writing] I propose to determine the answer to the question: Is My Brother Dumber Than A Hamster?
Bart Simpson : [passing by] Hey, Lis, look what I can do!
[sticks his entire fist in his mouth, then tries, unsuccessfully, to pull it out again]
Bart Simpson : Doggone it.
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Marge : I'm don't like you experimenting on your brother.
Lisa Simpson : Please, mother it's purely in the interest of science.
[thinking]
Lisa Simpson : That'll learn him to bust my tomater.