"The Simpsons" Duffless (TV Episode 1993) Poster

(TV Series)

(1993)

Hank Azaria: 'More tomato?', Commercial Doctor, Phil, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Prison Guard, Wiseguy, Dad at Science Fair, Moe Szyslak

Quotes 

  • Chief Wiggum : Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.

    Marge : Oh my god. He's dead?

    Chief Wiggum : Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.

    [a woman walks in] 

    Woman : My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband is DWI?

    Chief Wiggum : Uh... why don't you talk to that officer over there? I'm going out to lunch.

  • Tour Guide : Now, this is the most important man on the tour. He's in charge of quality control.

    Phil : [removes a bottle from a conveyor belt if it contains an unsavoury object]  Fine. Fine. Mouse. Fine. Mouse. Rat. Fine. Syringe. Fine. Nose. Fine.

    Barney Gumble : Lemme just say, you're doin' a great job, Phil!

    Phil : Hey, thanks a lot. That makes it all worthwhile.

    [distracted, he fails to notice bottles containing false teeth, a severed finger and a three-eyed fish, as well as a jar containing Adolf Hitler's severed head, pass by on the belt] 

  • Lionel Hutz : Don't worry, Homer. I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here. Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him.

    [a baton bats away his hand, causing him to yelp and reveal he's in the cell adjacent to Homer's] 

    Prison Guard : Pipe down in there, Hutz!

  • Chief Wiggum : [Homer and Barney are leaving the Duff brewery, and they pass a smiling tankard with Chief Wiggum inside]  Alright, you guys... Look alive, there's a couple of stewed prunes coming your way.

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