The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Sells His Soul (1995)

Maggie Roswell: Luann Van Houten, Maude Flanders

Quotes 

• [Uncle Moe approaches to Snake and gives the check to him] 

  Snake : Oh dude, you did not smile, we eat for free. Come on Shoshanna, let's roll! Ha-ha!

  Moe Szyslak : [Snake and Shoshanna left the restaurant as Uncle Moe plea for his song]  But I sang you the potato stuffings! Come on! I sang you the potato stuffings!

  Krusty the Clown : Look at the vein on that guy's forehead. He's gonna blow!

  [Moe's left eyelid flickers involuntarily and dangerously as the siren begins to blare] 

  Girl with Sore Teeth : Unky Moe?

  [Uncle Moe saw a girl as she tugs his apron] 

  Moe Szyslak : [He tries to hide in his anger]  Whaaat... is it, sweetheart?

  Girl with Sore Teeth : My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!

  Moe Szyslak : Oh, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt...

  [He loses it] 

  Moe Szyslak : Well, that's too freakin' bad, you hear me! I'll tell you where you can put your freakin' sodie, too!

  [the entire restaurant gasps and one customer says "Oh my goodness!"] 

  Tod Flanders : [Maude gets Todd's ears covered]  Ow, my freakin' ears!

  [Ned and Maude gasp] 

  Maude Flanders : Oh, let's go, dear!

  Ned Flanders : Well, I expect that type of language at Denny's but not here!

  Moe Szyslak : [All of the customers have left the restaurant and Uncle Moe give a final plea for his final offer to the customers]  Aw, come on, folks, wait. Please come back. Please! I got a new offer. Whenever Uncle Moe threatens you, you get a free steak... fish.

  [the last customer walks out the door and slams it, and Uncle Moe sighs heavily] 

• Ned Flanders : Now Rod you order anything you want for your big ten o.

  Rod Flanders : Million dollar birthday fries!

  Waiter : Uh oh!

  Maude Flanders : Moe gets so excited when you order his million dollar birthday fries he just has to celebrate

  Moe Szyslak : [comes out with a bowl of fries on his head]  Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe! Thank you ma'am! This will be a treat! Uncle Moe! Here I am While you eat! Please take the basket off my head kid the basket is extremely hot.