"Mystery Science Theater 3000" Squirm (TV Episode 1999) - Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo, Professor Bobo

Tom Servo : C'mon! No one's that Southern.
Tom Servo : We've got some more 'Eraserhead' chicken.
Mike Nelson : Hi, folks. Mike Nelson here. Crow and Servo are about to help me with the annual Satellite of Love safety check. You guys ready?

Crow T. Robot : Roger.

Tom Servo : Ramjet.

Mike Nelson : Fire extinguisher?

Tom Servo : Empty.

Crow T. Robot : Shot it off in your face. Next.

Mike Nelson : Okay. Flare gun?

Tom Servo : Did it.

Crow T. Robot : Shot it off in your face. Next.

Mike Nelson : First aid kit?

Tom Servo : Used it to treat your flare burns.

Mike Nelson : Right. Parachute?

Crow T. Robot : Gym class.

Mike Nelson : Life vest?

Tom Servo : Faulty.

Mike Nelson : Ham radio?

Crow T. Robot : Mistook it for an actual ham.

Mike Nelson : There, the Satellite of Love is completely unsafe. Hey, does anything work?

Tom Servo : Yeah, the toaster over. We used it to bake the ham radio. Mmmm.

Mike Nelson : Oh, OK, well then. We're dead. We'll be right back

Crow T. Robot : Come on, Mike, we're gonna go stick our heads in the towel dispenser.

Tom Servo : Weeee.
Tom Servo : [as Coily agrees to take back Gilbert's wish] So, Coily waited all eternity for this moment, and he backs down almost instantly?
Gilbert : I hope I never see another spring as long as I live!

[Coily appears]

Tom Servo : [as Coily] I anticipated your complaint!

Coily : So, you never want to see another spring, eh? Okay, mister, I'll fix it so you get that wish!

Crow T. Robot : In Hell!

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo