- [Reba's found a bottle of vodka in Van and Cheyenne's closet and thinks it's Van's]
- Van Montgomery: [to Cheyenne, holding the bottle] Is this yours?
- Cheyenne: No! Why would it be mine?
- Van Montgomery: Well it's not mine, and if it's not yours, then our 3-year old has a MAJOR problem! Cheyenne... what's going on?
- Reba Hart: Okay, fine. I'll think like Van... Ow, that hurt.
- Brock Hart: Just make your mind go completely blank.
- Reba Hart: Hi. I'm Barbra Jean.