America's Got Talent (2006– )

Kadan Rockett: Self, Howie Mandel, Mini Howie Mandel

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Quotes 

• Howie Mandel : [after a very dangerous act]  Sofia, how do you say 'insane' in Spanish?

• Howie Mandel : [everyone else in the room has a name starting with H]  Hey Sofia, what're you doing here without an H?

  Sofia Vergara : I'm chopped liver.

• Howie Mandel : We have to go, Terry and I are getting our hair done.

• Howie Mandel : [Simon's in the middle of a knife throwing act]  Probably safer than riding a bike.

  Simon Cowell : [wide eyed]  Howie, shut up!

• Howie Mandel : We've had people dive from 3 stories, we've had people set themselves on fire, you popped a balloon and you're bleeding.

• Heidi Klum : Why are they booing him?

  Howie Mandel : He's the devil.

  Heidi Klum : Why does the devil get booed?

  Howie Mandel : A lot of people don't like him.

• Heidi Klum : Why doesn't Howie have his shirt off too?

  Howie Mandel : I have no nipples.