The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lemon of Troy (1995)

Harry Shearer: First Future Man, Jebediah Springfield, Ned Flanders, Shelbyvillian #1, Shelbyville Grampa

Quotes 

• Shelbyville Grampa : And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

• Ned Flanders : Pardon me, neighbourinos. Some of our boys are lost in your town. You wouldn't have happenned to see them, by any chance?

  Shelbyvillian #1 : Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.

  Shelbyvillian #2 : Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

• Jebediah Springfield : People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.

  Shelbyville Manhattan : Yes! And marry our cousins.

  Jebediah Springfield : I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?

  Shelbyville Manhattan : Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.

  Jebediah Springfield : Absolutely not!

  Shelbyville Manhattan : I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

• Bart : Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!

  Homer , Bart : Eat my shorts!

  Ned Flanders : Yes, eat all of our shirts!