The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Gets Hit by a Car (1991)

Phil Hartman: Heavenly Voice, Lionel Hutz, Barfly

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Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?

  Lionel Hutz : How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?

• [the lawyer asks Marge's opinion of Dr. Riviera's competence] 

  Marge : I'm sorry, but my mother said, if you can't say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all.

  Homer : [whispering]  Will that hold up in court?

  Lionel Hutz : No, I've tried it.

• Heavenly Voice : Please hold on to the handrail. Do not spit over the side.

  [Bart does so; suddenly, the stairs retract and Bart falls back down] 

  Heavenly Voice : We told you to hold on to the handrail. We asked you not to spit over the side.

• Lionel Hutz : [giving Bart his business card]  Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.

  Homer : Ooh, classy!

• [Hutz leaves Bart's hospital room to chase after another patient] 

  Lionel Hutz : Lionel Hutz, attorney at law! What's that, a broken neck? Great!

• Lionel Hutz : [Bart is rehearsing being in the courtroom at home with Lionel Hutz]  Now, let's pretend you're on the witness stand. How are you, Bart?

  Bart Simpson : [honestly]  Fine.

  Lionel Hutz : [unimpressed]  Oh, fine, isn't that nice? Bart says he's fine. WRONG! YOU ARE IN CONSTANT PAIN!

  Bart Simpson : [sadly]  I am constant pain!