The Simpsons (TV Series)

And Maggie Makes Three (1995)

Hank Azaria: Michael, Knight Boat, Carl, Al Gumble, Bowler #8, Chief Wiggum, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Joey, Bowler #12, Security Guard, Captain McCallister

Quotes 

• [as Maggie is born] 

  Homer : Aw, it's a boy... and what a boy!

  Dr. Julius Hibbert : Uh, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.

• Michael : Faster, Knight Boat! We've gotta catch those starfish poachers!

  Knight Boat : You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.

  [the poachers leap off their jetskis and onto motorcycles] 

  Michael : We'll never catch them now!

  Knight Boat : Incorrect. Look: a canal.

  Homer : Go, Knight Boat, go!

  Bart : [groans]  Oh, every week there's a canal.

  Lisa Simpson : Or an inlet.

  Bart : Or a fjord.

  Homer : Quiet! I will not hear another word against the Boat.

• Carl : Homer, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell.

• [while Marge is in labor, Homer can only be depressed about the financial costs and having to take back his job at the nuclear plant] 

  Homer : [feigning happiness]  It's wonderful, it's magical, oh boy, here it comes, another mouth.

  Dr. Julius Hibbert : One more push ought to do it.

  Homer : Marvelous.

  Dr. Julius Hibbert : Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson. You have a beautiful, healthy, baby.

  Homer : Okay.

  [He half-heartedly raises a thumbs-up - and Maggie wraps her tiny hand around his thumb] 

  Homer : Huh?

  [He looks at her] 

  Marge Simpson : Homie, she's saying hello.

  Homer : [gazing adoringly at Maggie]  Hello!

• [Homer has laid eyes on Maggie for the first time] 

  Homer : Aww, it's a boy.

  [looking down] 

  Homer : And *what* a boy!

  Dr. Julius Hibbert : Ah, no. That's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.