Futurama (TV Series)
Love's Labours Lost in Space (1999)
Maurice LaMarche: Lt. Kif Kroker
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Quotes
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Kif Kroker : The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.
Leela : Good. This will be my chance to reason with him, captain to captain.
Kif Kroker : He also requests that you wear this.
[Kif holds up a skimpy costume. Leela ignores it and knocks on Zapp's door]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : [sexily] Come and get it!
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Captain's journal. Stardate: uhhh...
Kif Kroker : April 13.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : April 13... point two.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : As my protégé you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her.
[Kif groans]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : This time we are sure she's a woman, right?
Kif Kroker : *Yes*.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Captain's log. Stardate: 3000.6.
Kif Kroker : Who are you talking to?
Captain Zapp Brannigan : You, Kif. Aren't you writing this down?
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Kif Kroker : Sir, they're headed straight for us.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : A well calculated move. Straight out of Sun Tzu's classic text, "The Art of War". Or my own master work, "Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War". But the one thing their captain doesn't realize and never will is that...
Kif Kroker : Sir, they've docked with us and have come aboard.
