Quotes
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God Entity : When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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God Entity : Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
Bender : Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.
God Entity : Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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Bender : I was God once.
God Entity : I saw. You were doing very well, until everyone died.
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Bender : So do you know I'm going to do something before I do it?
God Entity : Yes.
Bender : What if I do something else?
God Entity : Then I don't know that.
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Philip J. Fry : Bender, you're alive!
Leela : This is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened.
Bender : Guys, you'll never believe what happened! First I was God, then I met God!
Philip J. Fry : We climbed a mountain and locked up some monks.
Leela : Oh, no, the monks! We forgot to let them out of the laundry room.
Philip J. Fry : Do we have to? They're monks, after all. I'm sure their God will let them out, or at least give them more shoes to eat.
Bender : Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack! He pretty much told me so Himself. Now, come on. If we don't free those monks, no one will.
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[Prof. Farnsworth is searching for Bender with his Smelloscope]
Leela : Anything yet, professor?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I'm afraid the Smelloscope can't locate Bender. His fragrance is too mild. It's being overwhelmed by local sources.
[Everyone looks at Zoidberg]
Dr. Zoidberg : Hooray! People are paying attention to me.
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Bender : That galaxy is signaling in binary. I should signal back, but I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is. You speak English?
God Entity : I do now.
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Philip J. Fry : You can't lose hope when it's hopeless. You gotta hope more, then put your fingers in your ears and go, "Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!... "
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Philip J. Fry : So that's my story, Father Changstein el Gamahl. Is there anything religion can do?
Father Changstein el Gamahl : Well, we could join together in prayer.
Philip J. Fry : Uh-huh, but is there anything useful we can do?
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Philip J. Fry : Looking for God. That's important, yeah. But you know what might be a treat for everyone? If you let me use the telescope to look for my friend Bender.
Monk #1 : I don't know what to say, other than... absolutely not! Sure, your loss is a tragedy, but our work...
Philip J. Fry : Come on, you guys have forever to find God. All I'm asking is one measly lifetime to find my friend.
Monk #2 : Master, he speaks out of love for his friend. Perhaps that love in his heart is God.
Monk #1 : Oh, how convenient! A way of looking for God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!