Quotes
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Monk #2 : [from laundry room] Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! Now we're bored!
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Philip J. Fry : So that's my story, Father Changstein el Gamahl. Is there anything religion can do?
Father Changstein el Gamahl : Well, we could join together in prayer.
Philip J. Fry : Uh-huh, but is there anything useful we can do?
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Philip J. Fry : Looking for God. That's important, yeah. But you know what might be a treat for everyone? If you let me use the telescope to look for my friend Bender.
Monk #1 : I don't know what to say, other than... absolutely not! Sure, your loss is a tragedy, but our work...
Philip J. Fry : Come on, you guys have forever to find God. All I'm asking is one measly lifetime to find my friend.
Monk #2 : Master, he speaks out of love for his friend. Perhaps that love in his heart is God.
Monk #1 : Oh, how convenient! A way of looking for God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!
