Futurama (TV Series)

Godfellas (2002)

Maurice LaMarche: Malachi, Space Pirate, Monk #1, Lrrr

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Quotes 

• Malachi : My Lord, the infidels on your back no longer believe in you. They say their prayers go unheeded.

  Bender : Of course they go unheeded! How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?

• Space Pirate : Too late do I realize that me children are me only real treasures.

• [as Malachi's village is being bombarded] 

  Malachi : Fear not, my Lord. We shall be with you soon.

  Bender : You're with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me!

  Malachi : We will solve our own problems, as you commanded. The time has come to convert the unbelievers.

  Bender : Convert them?

  Malachi : To radioactive vapor!

• Malachi : Behold, the One Commandment!

  [Lifts up a tablet reading "God Needs Booze"] 

  Bender : Make it a double!

• Philip J. Fry : Looking for God. That's important, yeah. But you know what might be a treat for everyone? If you let me use the telescope to look for my friend Bender.

  Monk #1 : I don't know what to say, other than... absolutely not! Sure, your loss is a tragedy, but our work...

  Philip J. Fry : Come on, you guys have forever to find God. All I'm asking is one measly lifetime to find my friend.

  Monk #2 : Master, he speaks out of love for his friend. Perhaps that love in his heart is God.

  Monk #1 : Oh, how convenient! A way of looking for God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!