Quotes
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Philip J. Fry : Bender, you're alive!
Leela : This is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened.
Bender : Guys, you'll never believe what happened! First I was God, then I met God!
Philip J. Fry : We climbed a mountain and locked up some monks.
Leela : Oh, no, the monks! We forgot to let them out of the laundry room.
Philip J. Fry : Do we have to? They're monks, after all. I'm sure their God will let them out, or at least give them more shoes to eat.
Bender : Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack! He pretty much told me so Himself. Now, come on. If we don't free those monks, no one will.
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Leela : Fry, if I die, make sure my body freezes in a dignified position! None of that "huddled over for warmth" crap!
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[Prof. Farnsworth is searching for Bender with his Smelloscope]
Leela : Anything yet, professor?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I'm afraid the Smelloscope can't locate Bender. His fragrance is too mild. It's being overwhelmed by local sources.
[Everyone looks at Zoidberg]
Dr. Zoidberg : Hooray! People are paying attention to me.
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Leela : [after accidentally firing Bender from a torpedo tube] That isn't Torpedo Three! That isn't Torpedo Three at all!
