- Fry: All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.
- Fry: What do you monsters want?
- Donkey Kong: One thing, and one thing only. Quarters! A million allowances worth of quarters! No slots or tokens!
- Robot from Berzerk: Fork 'em over, fork 'em over!
- Fry: [Bender is a massive glob of flab. Fry waves his hand in front of Bender's eyes] He's dead.
- Professor Ogden Wernstrom: When did he die?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [checks Bender's pulse] Hmm. About 12 hours ago when the party started.
- Professor Ogden Wernstrom: But he just said, "Woooo!"
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat.
- [shoves a glob of fat on Bender]
- Bender: [his fat] Woooo!
- Bender: Whoa, you look better than you used to for some reason.
- Amy Wong: You're not so bad yourself, big boy.
- [kisses Bender]
- Bender: Hey, that felt great!
- [kisses the Professor]
- Bender: Nah, it's not working anymore.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Speak for yourself.
- [Lrrr has invaded Earth on board a spaceship resembling those in the video game "Space Invaders"]
- Lrrr: You are defeated. Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be. Muahahahaha!
- Mario: Mamma Mia! The cruel meatball of war has rolled onto our laps and ruined our white pants of peace!
- [the Professor is The Wizard of Oz, Zoidberg is the Cowardly Lion]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What do you nice kids want?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Nothing. I'm leaving. But if you had extra courage I'd haul it away for you, maybe.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: And as for you, my young lad, all you need is a brain.
- Fry: Why does everyone keep saying that?
- [the winged monkeys have kidnapped everyone except Zoidberg]
- Dr. Zoidberg: What, do I smell or something?
- [sniffs armpit]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Awww...
- Turanga Leela: Who are you people? Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
- Glurmo: [singing] We resemble but are not associated with the Lollipop...
- [Nibbler eats him]
- Richard Nixon's Head: Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendu 64.
- Fry: Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Monkeys aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head!
- Bender: Wait! As men of science, are not your minds open to new ideas? I say, "Do not judge me, until you have tried my way of life for yourselves."
- [proceeds to gag and gurgle]
- [Bender who had been turned human a week earlier is revealed to be a bloated mess]
- Professor Ogden Wernstrom: My God! He needs medical attention!
- Dr. Zoidberg: [Examining Bender] Pulse: 300. Liver: failing. Cholesterol: 40?
- Turanga Leela: Well, that isn't too bad.
- Dr. Zoidberg: No, I mean 40 pounds!
- Pac-Man: It's working! Victory is assured! My retirement tomorrow will be all the sweeter!
- [a Space Invader shoots Pac-Man]
- Pac-Man: [screams] I'm hit!
- [sobs]
- Pac-Man: So cold!
- [Pac-Man dies just like he does in the video games. Ms. Pac-Man arrives]
- Ms. Pac-Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Fry: Amy, tend to the widow Pac-Man.
- [Amy tries to comfort Ms. Pac-Man]
- Ms. Pac-Man: [crying] Wakka wakka wakka!