Futurama (TV Series)

Anthology of Interest II (2002)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, President Richard Nixon's Head, Glurmo

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Quotes 

• Fry : All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

• Bender : So this is what a human body feels like. Hey, where's my antenna? Oh, here it is. It just moved. But I'm not getting any reception. Maybe if I wiggle it a little...

  Fry : Bender, no! You'll make God cry!

• Fry : What do you monsters want?

  Donkey Kong : One thing, and one thing only. Quarters! A million allowances worth of quarters! No slots or tokens!

  Robot from Berzerk : Fork 'em over, fork 'em over!

• Fry : [Bender is a massive glob of flab. Fry waves his hand in front of Bender's eyes]  He's dead.

  Professor Ogden Wernstrom : When did he die?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [checks Bender's pulse]  Hmm. About 12 hours ago when the party started.

  Professor Ogden Wernstrom : But he just said, "Woooo!"

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat.

  [shoves a glob of fat on Bender] 

  Bender : [his fat]  Woooo!

• Bender : Whoa, you look better than you used to for some reason.

  Amy Wong : You're not so bad yourself, big boy.

  [kisses Bender] 

  Bender : Hey, that felt great!

  [kisses the Professor] 

  Bender : Nah, it's not working anymore.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Speak for yourself.

• Dr. Zoidberg : Courage. Not enough of it. Need some from what's-his-name.

• [the Professor is The Wizard of Oz, Zoidberg is the Cowardly Lion] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : What do you nice kids want?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Nothing. I'm leaving. But if you had extra courage I'd haul it away for you, maybe.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : And as for you, my young lad, all you need is a brain.

  Fry : Why does everyone keep saying that?

• [Fry "plays" Space Invaders] 

  Fry : I still have a trick or two up my sleeve. Watch as I fire upwards through our own shield!

  Bender : [panicked]  He's a mad man! A mad man!

• [the winged monkeys have kidnapped everyone except Zoidberg] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : What, do I smell or something?

  [sniffs armpit] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Awww...

• Turanga Leela : Who are you people? Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?

  Glurmo : [singing]  We resemble but are not associated with the Lollipop...

  [Nibbler eats him] 

• Richard Nixon's Head : Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendu 64.

  Fry : Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Monkeys aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head!

• [Bender who had been turned human a week earlier is revealed to be a bloated mess] 

  Professor Ogden Wernstrom : My God! He needs medical attention!

  Dr. Zoidberg : [Examining Bender]  Pulse: 300. Liver: failing. Cholesterol: 40?

  Turanga Leela : Well, that isn't too bad.

  Dr. Zoidberg : No, I mean 40 pounds!

• Pac-Man : It's working! Victory is assured! My retirement tomorrow will be all the sweeter!

  [a Space Invader shoots Pac-Man] 

  Pac-Man : [screams]  I'm hit!

  [sobs] 

  Pac-Man : So cold!

  [Pac-Man dies just like he does in the video games. Ms. Pac-Man arrives] 

  Ms. Pac-Man : NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  Fry : Amy, tend to the widow Pac-Man.

  [Amy tries to comfort Ms. Pac-Man] 

  Ms. Pac-Man : [crying]  Wakka wakka wakka!