Futurama (TV Series)

Anthology of Interest II (2002)

David Herman: Dr. Ogden Wernstrom, General Colin Pac-Man, Scruffy, Larry

Quotes 

• Fry : [Bender is a massive glob of flab. Fry waves his hand in front of Bender's eyes]  He's dead.

  Professor Ogden Wernstrom : When did he die?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [checks Bender's pulse]  Hmm. About 12 hours ago when the party started.

  Professor Ogden Wernstrom : But he just said, "Woooo!"

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat.

  [shoves a glob of fat on Bender] 

  Bender : [his fat]  Woooo!

• [Bender who had been turned human a week earlier is revealed to be a bloated mess] 

  Professor Ogden Wernstrom : My God! He needs medical attention!

  Dr. Zoidberg : [Examining Bender]  Pulse: 300. Liver: failing. Cholesterol: 40?

  Turanga Leela : Well, that isn't too bad.

  Dr. Zoidberg : No, I mean 40 pounds!

• Pac-Man : It's working! Victory is assured! My retirement tomorrow will be all the sweeter!

  [a Space Invader shoots Pac-Man] 

  Pac-Man : [screams]  I'm hit!

  [sobs] 

  Pac-Man : So cold!

  [Pac-Man dies just like he does in the video games. Ms. Pac-Man arrives] 

  Ms. Pac-Man : NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  Fry : Amy, tend to the widow Pac-Man.

  [Amy tries to comfort Ms. Pac-Man] 

  Ms. Pac-Man : [crying]  Wakka wakka wakka!