Futurama (TV Series)

A Pharaoh to Remember (2002)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Slave Enquiring About Weight Loss Program, High Priest, Old Slave

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• Fry : You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go.

  Leela : That's the only thing about being a slave.

• Fry : Incredible. This place is just like the Ancient Egypt of my day.

  Osiran Slavemaster : That is no coincidence, for our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.

  Fry : I knew it! Insane theories, one; regular theories, a billion.

  Osiran Slavemaster : We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid building, space travel, and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.

  Fry : Also, Wolfman.

• High Priest : The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn at best. It indicates that we are here, and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some... tents.

  Bender : [hiding in the reeds]  Those are waves, jackass! It's supposed to be a river!

  Fry : Hey, I think I know who the next Pharaoh is.

  Leela : Oh, lord!

• Bender : [whilst being whipped]  You call that motivating me? Don't just whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips. Like this.

  [He takes the whip and whips himself. The rest of the slaves arrive with the block] 

  Leela : Bender, quit giving the slave drivers pointers!

  Fry : Yeah, remember who your real friends are.

  Bender : I'll tell you who I remember.

  [points out tombs] 

  Bender : Enupsis! Pleotut! Whatsisname! He was the greatest of all.

• Fry : Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Bender, taken from us in the prime of life; when he was crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

  Bender : Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Your basic bending unit is made of an iron-osmium alloy, but Bender was different. Bender had an 0.04% nickel impurity.

  Bender : It's what made me me.

• Fry : You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work hard without paying you or letting you go.

  Leela : Fry, that's the only thing about being a slave.