How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Life Among the Gorillas (2006)

Bryan Callen: Bilson

Quotes 

• Blauman : But wait, knock-knock, back door, who's there? Angelina Jolie... wait, in a wheelchair. What do you do? Go.

  Bilson : Dude, Scarlett Johannsen with no arms, any day of the week. Yeah!

• Bilson : Okay, Eriksen, let's get to work. It's 2:00 a.m. It's raining outside. Ding dong! What? The doorbell? Oh, hello, Jessica Alba in a trench coat and nothing else. But wait - knock, knock. Somebody's at the back door?

  Marshall : I don't have a back door.

  Bilson : [Ignores this]  Oh, my gosh, Jessica Simpson? What a surprise. Two Jessicas, you gotta pick one. What do you do? Go.

  Marshall : Right. Well, uh... I'm engaged, so...

  Bilson : Fiancee's out of town. What do you do? Go.

  Marshall : We're still engaged, even if she's...

  Bilson : Okay, fiancee's dead. Hit by a bus. What do you do? Go.