How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Life Among the Gorillas (2006)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Barney : [about what was wrong with Marshall's high-five]  Marshall, I should feel tremors of psych-itude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed, pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

  Marshall : Wow, that was... *really* specific.

• Barney : [to Marshall]  Look at you. You suited in an unmistakably upward direction.

• [Barney is singing karaoke and Marshall cuts the music] 

  Barney : Dude, Rocckupied.

• Marshall : Wow, that is a boatload of motivation posters!

  Barney : Yeah, I got them all! Team work, courage, awesomeness...

  Marshall : There is one for awesomeness?

  Barney : Yeah, I had it made.

• Marshall : Hey, so, now that I'm working here, are you finally going to tell me exactly what your job is?

  Barney : [Waves hand dismissively]  Please.