Hercules (TV Series)

Hercules and the Prom (1998)

Rob Paulsen: Orpheus

Quotes 

• Orpheus : Who are you?

  Icarus : No, the question is, who are you! Huh? Who are you? This young man came to you for a simple wish, and do you listen to him? No! You just grunt and play your stupid glockenspiel!

  Hercules : Uh, Icarus, that's a lyre.

  Icarus : No sir! That's a liar! A big, fat, forget-the-fans-who-made-him kind of liar! You claim to speak for the youth of today, but what do you really know about them? Don't answer that, because we all know it's bupkus! We're glad you're not playing our prom, and do you know why? Because you are not worhy of it! Good day, sir! I said good day!

  Hercules : Icarus, what was that?

  Icarus : Reverse psychology.

  Orpheus : Wait.

  Icarus : See?

• Orpheus : I must thank you, Hercules.

  Hercules : Good, but we really should be...

  Orpheus : No, seriously. I owe you one. You have saved me from me.

  Hades : But can he save you from... me? Hercules and Orpheus, come on down!

• Lastrigon : You sing for Lastrigon.

  Orpheus : No way! I'm an artist, not a trained monkey, you big, fat tub of guts.

  Lastrigon : [Crying]  Me can't help weight problem.

• Hades : [Booming voice]  Mortal! On your knees and gaze upon my magnificent evil!

  Orpheus : [Unperturbed]  Who are you?

  Hades : Oy, why do I even bother? Name's Hades, Lord of the Underworld. Hi, how ya doin'?