The Simpsons (TV Series)
There's No Disgrace Like Home (1990)
Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Father #1, Documentation voice, Father #2, Boxing announcer, Eddie, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Voice in Monroe ad, Pawnbroker, Father #3
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Quotes
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Mr. Burns : [disgusted after seeing Homer give Bart 5 dollars for a kiss] I've never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor!
Weyland Smithers : Fabulous observation, sir, just fabulous.
[Burns grins happily]
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Weyland Smithers : [watching the city lights flicker on and off] Boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, Sir!
Mr. Burns : Excellent! Excellent! Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo!
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[as the Simpson family repeatedly shocks one another]
Dr. Marvin Monroe : This is not the way to get healthy!
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Homer : [Trying to pawn TV] Would you pay $150 for this lovely Motorola?
Pawnbroker : Is it cable ready?
Homer : Ready as she'll ever be!
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Weyland Smithers : [over PA] Now hear this! The father-son sack race will commence on the north lawn in approximately five minutes. Participation is mandatory - repeat, mandatory! That is all.
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Dr. Marvin Monroe : ok you want to kill each other thats good thats healthy...
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Dr. Marvin Monroe : You are wired into the rest of your family. You have the ability to shock them, and they have the ability to shock...
[buzz]
Homer : AH!
Bart : Just testing.
Homer : Why you!
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Weyland Smithers : [at the start of the sack race] Mr. Burns, are you ready?
Mr. Burns : Yes.
Weyland Smithers : Are you set?
Mr. Burns : Yes.
Weyland Smithers : [whispers] Go, Mr. Burns!
[Burns takes off in a significant head-start before Smithers fires the starting pistol]
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Homer : [at the company picnic held at Mr Burns' mansion] Oh, boss, look what we brought.
[holds up a jello mould]
Homer : Gelatin desserts!
Mr. Burns : Oh, for the love of Peter! That's what everybody brought. Some damn fool
[Homer]
Mr. Burns : went around telling everyone I love that slimy goop.
[Burns motions at a whole collection of jello moulds]
Mr. Burns : Well, toss it in the pile over there, and
[grudgingly]
Mr. Burns : make yourselves at home.
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Mr. Burns : [Mr. Burns is greeting Homer at the door] Make yourself at home.
Homer : Did you hear that, Dad?... You can walk around in your underwear and scratch yourself.
Homer : [Grabs Bart by the neck] Now you listen to me!
Mr. Burns : Problem, Simpson?
Homer : [Petting Bart's hair] Oh no... Just congratulating the boy on another good joke.
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Dr. Marvin Monroe : [Homer was just shocked by Bart] Homer, this is what I call aversion therapy... When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all... And won't that be wonderful, Homer?
Homer : Oh, yes Doctor.
[Homer shocks Bart]
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Dr. Marvin Monroe : Stop! Stop, you're damaging the equipment!
[pulls the plug out of the wall]
Bart : Hey, nice hair, mom.
Marge : Gee, I thought we were making real progress.
Dr. Marvin Monroe : No! I'm sorry, you're not! Please, you just got to go!
Homer : Wait a minute, Doc, you're TV commercial said family bliss, or double our money back!
Dr. Marvin Monroe : Hoho, but that was just... All right.
Dr. Marvin Monroe : [to his receptionist]
Dr. Marvin Monroe : Get the money...
Dr. Marvin Monroe : [Paying money out to Homer]
Dr. Marvin Monroe : 20,40,60 80, 100... 20,40,60,80,200... 20,40,60,80,300... 20,40,60,80,400... 20,40,60,80,500! Here - just go! And never tell anyone you were here!
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Dr. Marvin Monroe : [Dr. Marvin Monroe comes out to greet the family] Hi, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe... Perhaps you've heard of me on television.
Lisa : We would if we had one.
