The Simpsons (TV Series)

There's No Disgrace Like Home (1990)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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Quotes 

• Homer : Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.

  Marge : Maybe we should move to a larger community.

• Bart : Hey, check out this house! It's a dump!

  Homer : [chuckles]  Yeah, and can you believe I stepped on the owner's garden bushes!

  Marge : Homer, this is our house!

  Homer : D'oh!

• Lisa : OW!

  [get shocked] 

  Marge : Bart! How could you shock your little sister?

  Bart : My finger slipped. OW!

  [gets shocked by Lisa] 

  Lisa : So did mine!

• Homer : To save this family, we're gonna have to make the supreme sacrifice.

  Lisa : No, Dad, *please* don't pawn the TV.

  Bart : Aw, come on, Dad, anything but that.

  Marge : Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?

  Homer : Now, I appreciate that, Honey, but we need $150 here.

• Homer : Look at that, kids - no fighting, no yelling.

  Bart : No belching.

  Lisa : The dad has his shirt on.

  Marge : Look, napkins!

  Bart : These people are obviously freaks.

• Dr. Marvin Monroe : Stop! Stop, you're damaging the equipment!

  [pulls the plug out of the wall] 

  Bart : Hey, nice hair, mom.

  Marge : Gee, I thought we were making real progress.

  Dr. Marvin Monroe : No! I'm sorry, you're not! Please, you just got to go!

  Homer : Wait a minute, Doc, you're TV commercial said family bliss, or double our money back!

  Dr. Marvin Monroe : Hoho, but that was just... All right.

  Dr. Marvin Monroe : [to his receptionist] 

  Dr. Marvin Monroe : Get the money...

  Dr. Marvin Monroe : [Paying money out to Homer] 

  Dr. Marvin Monroe : 20,40,60 80, 100... 20,40,60,80,200... 20,40,60,80,300... 20,40,60,80,400... 20,40,60,80,500! Here - just go! And never tell anyone you were here!