- Charles De Gaulle: There you are, Yuri, all the way from St Petersburg.
- [hands him a parcel]
- Yuri: Ts! But remember: save your string!
- French Officer: What are you doing with all this string?
- Leonid: Russian supersticion: put the string from your gift in your pocket and you will get many more.
- Yuri: Da.
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: You can't keep me here.
- Policeman #1: Yeah?
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: There's no prison made that can hold me. I knew Houdini! You wait 'till my lawyer gets back from lunch.
- Policeman #2: Good luck, old man.
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: [addressing his cellmates] Alright boys, who's got an escape plan. No plan?
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: I've busted out of prisons designed by the most creative minds...
- Greasy Inmate: What are you in for, old timer? Boring someone to death?
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Oh, heh, you don't believe me huh? This cracker box ain't nothing. The Germans. Now they built prisons. When I was serving in the Belgian army during the Great War, I was captured just North of the Somme. After a very terrible battle. Many of my friends were dead and some of them missing. I was lucky. But I didn't know how long it would last...
- Indiana Jones: [Emile and Indy have aquired the uniforms of two dead officers] I'm Lieutenant Piere Blanc from Paris.
- Emile: Captain Francois Toussaint from Lyon. At last I outrank you. Maybe I wil have you shine my boots, yes?
- Indiana Jones: Don't count on it.
- Captain Heinz: You look uncomfortable, Benet.
- Benet: Me?
- Captain Heinz: Why are you uncomfortable, hm?
- Benet: It must be that smell, Captain Heinz, the smell of Germany, the armpit of Europe.
- [Heinz smacks him across the face with his cane]
- Commandant: Lieutenant Blanc. A man who does not waste time. You arrived here at four p.m., twelve hours later you are climbing out of a tunnel. Remarkable. I have taken measures to limit your career as an escape artist.
- Charles De Gaulle: I am lecturing on medieval military tactics.
- Indiana Jones: Why medieval tactics?
- Charles De Gaulle: I beg your pardon?
- Indiana Jones: Well, if French and English generals would have studied the American civil war, we would've beaten the Germans by know.
- Charles De Gaulle: A bold statement lieutenant.
- Indiana Jones: Do you hate the Germans?
- Charles De Gaulle: They are the natural enemy of France. We fought them in 1817, we fight them now, and this I guarantee you, corporal, before this century is over we will fight them again.
- Charles De Gaulle: Mark my words, corporal, the next great war, will not be won with superior men, it will be won with superior machines. Tanks and airplanes.
- Richter: Dunsterstadt was chosen to hold you not because of it's aestatitcs. Not because of it's geographic location. But because it cannot be escaped from!
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: So, I ran across the German countryside as though the devil himself were on my tail. At last I spotted this lovely farm house among the hills...
- Inmate #2: [banging on the door] Officer! Get this old guy out of here.
- Charles De Gaulle: So tell me, Lieutenant: Where are you from in France?
- Indiana Jones: Paris.
- Charles De Gaulle: So am I. Name the three roads leading from Paris to Versailles.
- Indiana Jones: [hesitantly] The Rue de Napoleon... the...
- Benet: Traitor, spy!
- [moves in on Indy]
- Charles De Gaulle: Wait! He's not German. Who won the World Series in 1912?
- Indiana Jones: What?
- Charles De Gaulle: Just answer the question.
- Indiana Jones: The Boston Red Sox.
- Charles De Gaulle: He's not German, he's American! Is your rank also fake, Lieutenant?
- Indiana Jones: Okay, I enlisted in the Belgian army. They were the only ones who would take me without asking questions about my age... I'm a corporal.