Groucho Marx: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Groucho Marx : What do you consider a funny joke?

  Aki Aleong : Well, um, I was reading one the other day, and, um, well... What did the two flies say, after they flew off of Robinson Crusoe?

  Groucho Marx : I haven't the faintest idea.

  Aki Aleong : Well, they said, "So long. See you on Friday."

• Francis X. Bushman : [at age 75]  I live for today, and I'm looking forward to the future.

  Groucho Marx : Well, that's a very sensible philosophy, Francis. I, on the other hand, am looking forward to tomorrow - because tomorrow I make my last payment on my garbage disposal. It's been quite a grind, but that's all down the drain.