- Jailer: I thought the Mardi Gras was over, Yancy. Who is this character?
- Yancy Derringer: This character is His Highness Grand Duke Alexis of Russia. Your highness, may I present Friend Jailer, keeper of the keys, master of damp walls and crown prince of the calaboose.
- Grand Duke Alexis: Yancy, I must be completely incognito. If everyone knows I'm the crown prince, there's too much bowing and scraping. I wish to be introduced as a plain, common, everyday man. I shall be a simple count!
- Yancy Derringer: Alexis, I'll make you the simplest count ever to come down the pike.
- Yancy Derringer: Now if he wants to play cards...?
- Emma aka Katerina: He wins.
- Yancy Derringer: And if we wants wine and champagne...?
- Goldy: He drinks.
- Yancy Derringer: And if we wants pleasant company...?
- [Emma and Goldie turn and stare at Pearl Girl]
- Pearl Girl: ...I lose.
- Goldy: Yancy...
- Yancy Derringer: Stop worrying, Goldie. The Grand Duke's safe as long as he's with Colonel Suvoroff.
- Goldy: Yeah, but who's safe with the Grand Duke.
- John Colton: Yancy, we owe you a lot. This country owes you a lot.
- Yancy Derringer: You mean I don't have to go to jail?
- John Colton: Well, I'll make an exception this time.
- John Colton: Dos Vadanya - what does that mean?
- Yancy Derringer: Until we meet again.
- John Colton: Oh no, not again! Never again!