The X-Files (TV Series)
War of the Coprophages (1996)
Gillian Anderson: Dana Scully
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Quotes
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Fox Mulder : Bambi also has this theory I've never come acro...
Dana Scully : Who?
Fox Mulder : Dr. Berenbaum. Anyway, her theory is...
Dana Scully : Her name is Bambi?
Fox Mulder : Yeah. Both her parents were naturalists. Her theory is that UFOs are actually nocturnal insect swarms passing through electrical air fields.
Dana Scully : Her name is Bambi?
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Dana Scully : Let me guess... Bambi.
Dr. Bambi Berenbaum : Fox told me to wait out here while he checked inside first.
[Scully mouths "Fox" snobbily]
Dr. Bambi Berenbaum : Can I come along with you?
Dana Scully : [nonchalantly reloading her pistol] No. This is no place for an entomologist.
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Dana Scully : Smart is sexy.
[Mulder gives her a look]
Dana Scully : Look at it this way, Mulder, by the time there's another invasion of artificially intelligent, dung-eating, robotic probes from outer space, maybe their über-children will have devised a way to save our planet.
Fox Mulder : You know, I never thought I'd say this to you, Scully, but you smell bad.
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Mulder : Scully, can I confess something to you?
Scully : Yeah, sure, okay.
Mulder : I hate insects.
Scully : You know, lots of people are afraid of insects, Mulder. It's just a... it's natural, instinctive.
Mulder : No, no, I'm not afraid of them. I *hate* them. One day back when I was a kid, I, uh... I was climbing this tree when I noticed this leaf walking towards me. It took forever for me to realize that it was no leaf.
Scully : A praying mantis?
Mulder : Yeah, I had a praying mantis epiphany, and as a result I screamed. No, not... not a girly scream, but the scream of someone being confronted by some before unknown monster that had no right existing on the same planet I inhabited.
Scully : Mulder... are you sure it wasn't a girly scream?
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Scully : I'm not going to ask if you just said what I think you just said, because I know it's what you said.
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Scully : Did you know the inventor of the flush toilet was named Thomas Crapper?