"The Wonder Years" Swingers (TV Episode 1988) - Daniel Stern as Kevin Arnold - The Narrator

Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : [Mr Cutlip draws a woman on a blackboard] Suddenly it became very clear why Mr Cutlip had never been married. Any man who saw women that way would have no reason to.
Paul Pfeiffer : [steals the Sex Education, putting it into his jacket, and zipping it up] Buy those books and act casual.

Kevin Arnold : What are you, crazy?

Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : This was going too far. I was a pervert not a felon!
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : Oh God, I was an animal! Watching her eat the ham, I felt, how could I be having these feelings? Did it show? Could people see through me? What would Brian think?

Brian Cooper : So, you're at my funeral and all you can think about is my little sister?

Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : Of course he would think I was scum.

Brian Cooper : [smiling] You're a man after my own heart.
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : I guess my mother figured out her mistake pretty quickly because I never heard from either of my parents on that topic again. We seemed to have a tacit understanding that they wouldn't mention my book if I didn't mention theirs.
Wayne Arnold : [to Kevin and Paul] And I'm telling you, everybody gets to at least second base by the seventh grade.

Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : This was a lot of pressure. Especially since most of the girls we knew had no second bases.

Daniel Stern: Kevin Arnold - The Narrator