- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Finally it seemed we were actually going to have a chance to be alone. Get acquainted. Just me, Inga...
- Paul Pfeiffer: [Paul shows up, dressed in an extravagant light blue suit] Hey Kev, hows it going?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: ...and of course, Liberace.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: At that moment, all the feelings that Winnie and I had been trying to bottle up, finally came rushing to the surface. We couldn't hide our passions any more. So I leaned in closer, and kissed her... right on the eye. And then she kissed me... on my eye.
- Kevin Arnold: What happened?
- Winnie Cooper: I'm not sure.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: And the thing is, neither of us knew. Maybe our aim was off.